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EDITORIAL<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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BY KRISTOPHER SEALS<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hello Readers,<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I know\u2026 I know\u2026 We\u2019re past Thanksgiving now. But hey\u2026 My Editorial, My Rules\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Question: Why did the turkey stand in the middle of the road?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Answer #1: It\u2019s trying to hide after getting caught having an affair at a Coldplay concert.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Answer #2: It plays for the Giants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Answer #3: It used to play for the Jets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Answer #4: It\u2019s trying to find the Epstein files.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Answer #5: After that, it\u2019ll try to find the mythical algorithm Cami Anderson used to place students in Newark\u2019s schools. (Yup. Still remember. Still ain\u2019t letting it go.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Answer #6: It wants to find Sydney Sweeney\u2019s jeans (or is it \u201cgenes\u201d \u2026 who knows.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Answer #7: It needs to rest for a moment after walking for miles. (It can\u2019t fly because the Department of Transportation still hasn\u2019t figured out how to make planes show up on time.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Answer #8: It\u2019s trying to stand longer than Cory Booker did on the Senate floor. (Congrats by the way!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Answer #9: It doesn\u2019t remember if its\u2026 6\u2026 7 feet away from the curb (kids go nuts for some reason).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Answer #10: It\u2019s holding an impromptu \u201cNo Kings\u201d Protest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Happy Holidays.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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